I'M a lazy texter, 

unless you're HOT,

or I like you.

and i have serious phobia of picking up unknown calls

or calling someone unknown.

you know, telephone fear

i have tightness in my chest, 

heart rate increase,

feel like destroying the phone,

and i am freaking serious about it.

it's getting serious when i have to call for job vacancies.

GOD HELP ME!